Junction City High School students free to love breasts openly (updated)

UPDATE: Let the bells of freedom ring across the hills and valleys of this great land! Junction City High School students can finally walk the halls wearing jewelry that proclaims their love of all things wonderful and nippley! Huzzah! Huzzah! Read the update after the jump …

Original Story (December 8): Why the hell does the Midwest hate

breasts so much? First they banned any nudity in Missouri strip clubs,

and now we’re refusing to teach kids who admit to even liking boobs. How

do you feel about nipples? It moved! Don’t let this one learn calculus!

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