Joseph Smith accused of going WWE on Kansas City police officer, hitting him with a steel chair

Joseph Smith is not hardcore pro wrestling legend Mick Foley. However, the 31-year-old Richmond man is accused of hitting a Kansas City police officer with a metal folding chair at the Uptown Theater, according to the Star.

Braining someone with a chair in WWE will get you disqualified (unless you do it behind the ref’s back). In real life, that’s assault, brotha. Here’s what the Star says went down: The officer, who was wearing his uniform and working security, asked Smith to leave the venue. Smith went all Cactus Jack and allegedly knocked out the officer with a steel chair.