John Hughes claims he’s the Antichrist

Self-professed serial killer John Hughes considers his thoughts those “of a supreme being.” Hughes made the declaration last night in an exclusive interview with KMBC Channel 9.

Maybe he is operating on a plane we’re not advanced enough to understand. We always thought a supreme being could figure out a way to live the sweet life in a tropical paradise as opposed to, say, spending the rest of his days chained to a concrete floor covered in urine. John Hughes, you truly have risen above us.