John Gallagher accused of masturbating into boys’ underwear at Platte County school

Platte County authorities have a sticky situation on their hands (ew). John Gallagher, 19, is accused of sneaking into a Platte County high school and masturbating into underwear taken from boys’ lockers.

Life probably isn’t going to get much more embarrassing for Gallagher. He has peaked. Here’s what authorities say went down: Gallagher would allegedly sneak into the school early in the morning through an unlocked window. He’d then go into the boys’ and girls’ locker rooms. But Gallagher is only accused of taking underwear from the boys’ lockers, putting them in a pile on the floor and then masturbating on them. Then he’s accused of returning them to an unused locker.