John D. Smith catches crotch on fire while allegedly shake and baking meth

John D. Smith is the in the pole position for stupid ‘neck of the week.

The 44-year-old man with the common name reportedly lit his crotch on fire last Friday while allegedly employing “the shake-and-bake method” of cooking meth. Shake-and-bake method?

For those not familiar with meth cooking, shake and bake means adding

your meth chemicals to a two-liter pop bottle and shaking it up. The

problem — as Smith allegedly found out — is the bottle heats up and

sometimes explodes.