Job of the Week: Town Topic

We’ve decided to let you know when we see any kind of job openings. This morning, we spotted a help-wanted sign in Town Topic’s window. Town Topic is looking for a jack-of-all-trades to flip burgers, wash dishes, scrub down the place and make those amazing shakes. “I don’t hire, and I don’t fire,” the waitress said. She just forwards the applications to the big boss. It’s a minimum-wage gig, but if you’re interested, they’re handing out applications.