Jay Leno is performing in town tonight?

Old, white people who like broad, predictable jokes: You are in luck! Just because Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers recently inherited two of the most prized late-night talk-show slots doesn’t mean Jay Leno is going to totally disappear. You’ll just have to work a little harder for your dose of vanilla comedy.
Because he is addicted to work (see: the disgraceful manner in which he exited and then passive-aggressively angled his way back into hosting The Tonight Show), Leno embarked on a comedy tour just days after retiring from late-night for the second time. Tonight (Wednesday) brings him to Bartle Hall, where he’ll presumably tell some car-related bits as part of his performance during opening night of the KC Auto Show. Tickets are $75. The show starts at 7:30 p.m. More info here.