Jason Whitlock’s ‘Strange Tang’ strikes back

I’m pretty sure the words strange tang have never showed up in a Kansas City Star column by noted fitness expert and horticulturalist Jason Whitlock.

But “strange tang” does make a cameo in his latest Fox Sports column, in which the things on his mind include Pussy Galore, “General Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorny,” and Barack and Hillary doin’ it. Thanks a lot, Rick Pitino.

Hard to believe this stuff doesn’t make it into newsprint (even though this stuff is Whitlock at his twisted best). Don’t believe me. Just try to read this phoned-in Star column.  Damn, Whitlock. I’m dying for an “oozing pumpkin” or a “stuffed onion.” Work it in, man.