Jared Allen’s: A Club Dedicated to the Man — And to All Things 69

By JEN CHEN

Last Friday, Jared Allen’s new bar had its grand opening. Located on Southwest Boulevard (in the former California Taqueria space), the bar serves up Jared Juice — fruit punch and Everclear — and sports the motto, “Wine ’Em, Dine ’Em, 69 ’Em.”

Jared really likes his jersey number.

Going up or down?

That’s not Gatorade in that bottle.

The ladies of Jared Allen’s. Yee-haw!

The easily-fumbled Jared Juice container, next to a bill for size comparison. Try to resist the urge to spike it after downing the drink.

That’s Jared!