Janelle Monae enjoys Go Chicken Go, was in town Friday, spoke to local fanboy journalist

On Friday afternoon, I was sitting at a table at Woodyard BBQ shoving a pulled-pork hoagie into my dumb, gaping mouth when I received a phone call informing me that Janelle Monae was available for an interview at the American Restaurant at 4 p.m. It was 2:45 p.m. Was I interested?
I was interested.