James S. Harris convicted of stealing X-Box, stabbing two people

James S. Harris didn’t do a great job of stealing an X-Box

from a party in Platte County in February 2009. He got caught, stabbed a couple of “friends,” and then got the shit kicked out of him.

Yesterday, a jury convicted Harris’ dumb ass of first-degree assault, third-degree assault and armed criminal action (he’d already admitted trying to steal the X-Box). He’s now facing up to life in prison —  for stabbing a man and a woman who found the stolen X-Box and stereo equipment in the trunk of Harris’ car.