Is Larry Flynt trying to poach Missouri’s strippers?

It feels like things at the strip clubs have finally leveled off after cock goblin Matt Bartle tried to kill them earlier this year by banning bare breasts. Seriously, go into Bazooka’s or Shady Lady some weekend. You’ll be surprised at how much room that law gives them to work in, now that they know how to do it. Also, the dancers that hung around are the ones that had the least problem making money so the cream has risen, so to speak. Go get a lap dance for me.

Of course there are still a lot of girls who either left the business or sought out work in the welcoming, nipple-friendly fields of Kansas and Iowa. As long as there’s a massive skilled workforce out there, why not try to scoop up some of the women who aren’t fulfilling their potential? Maybe that accounts for Larry Flynt’s recent ad.