Inocente Monroy Alcantara sent to prison for stealing Marine’s identity

Poor Inocente Monroy Alcantara. With a first name like that, you now he’s going to have to hear the same joke over and over again in prison. Because he’s totally not innocent! Get it? Hello? (tap, tap) Is this thing on?

Fine.

Alcantara, 26, a Mexican national who’s illegally in the United States has been sentenced to a year in federal prison for using a stolen identity to work at an Arkansas City, Kansas, meatpacking plant. We can all understand Alcantara’s desire to stay in a meatpacking plant. They’re wonderlands.