Incoming: Sarah Palin to Missouri

Sarah Palin, the unfunny one, is coming to Missouri. But gee golly darn it, the “rogue” Republican isn’t coming to KC.

Palin’s speaking engagement —- talking about “patriotism, citizenship and civic engagement,” don’tcha know — is scheduled for December 2 at the College of the Ozarks, a private Christian school in southwest Missouri. (And don’t forget that the former governor of Alaska will be talking to Oprah in November.)

To tie you over, here’s the funny one.