Incoming: Dirty, dirty Bob Saget

America’s raunchiest comic Bob Saget is coming to the AMC Midland on November 19, and it’s not going to be all G-rated golf-ball-to-the-nuts humor. If you’ve never seen him do stand-up, here’s what you’re in for (NSFW and all that):

Tickets go on sale Friday at 10 a.m. For good measure, here’s Saget’s Aristocrats joke (again, NSFW).