How not to rob a bank

Don’t
leave your wallet at the scene, m’kay?
Albert Vincent Perkins, 39, of
yesterday,
7. He placed a checking
brochure and a wallet on the counter, gave the teller a plastic bag, and told
her to give him all the $100 bills in her drawer. He left with $3,129.
The teller told law enforcement agents that Perkins seemed agitated and nervous
— so much so that he left his wallet sitting on her counter. Both the bank
teller and a customer who was in the bank identified Perkins’ photo on his
driver’s license as the bank robber.
Hate it when that happens.
Perkins was charged yesterday in federal court, in the Western District of Missouri.