Homerism: If KC gamblers have been betting on the home team, they’ve been winning

Any addicted gambler worth his weight in credit-card debt will tell you: Never bet your rooting interests. It’s a science, gambling, and there’s no room for the heart in science.

On the other hand: That’s bullshit. Sports gambling is a game of roulette, only instead of a spinning wheel, we fixate on slightly concussed men. That in mind, why not throw your money on the home side?

That’s what I’ll be doing all season, only instead of actually gambling, I’ll just write about it, because gambling is illegal. Also, I’m a pussy.