Holy Shit! This Is Our 1,000th Entry!

Well, folks, this really is the 1,000th official entry of the Wayward Blog. Canyoubelieveit? Some of you were too young and/or drunk to even remember when this blog began, way back on March 7, 2006 with an entry about Namelessnumberheadman and Robert Moore, but we have carried through the past two and a half years together with wit, aplomb, and no small amounts of idiocy and crying.

I shall now reveal to you, my loyal readers, what I look like. Faceless blogger shall I be no longer! …