Here’s your big break, Kansas City! Calling all 20-something, Bruce Lee-bodied, Japanese-speaking samurai dancers!
This may be the best and most demanding e-mail of last week:
I am seeking a twenty-something actor who can pass for Japanese to play a samurai in a short film project. The role will require learning to speak the lines in Japanese and will involve fights and minor stunts.
Physical requirements: Bruce Lee body type. Little to no body fat.
Martial arts training, stage combat training, dance training, gymnastics training or equivalent is a plus, but not required.
Deferred payment is possible, but not guaranteed.
Contact Richard Buswell at 816-213-1298 or e-mail email@example.com to set up an appointment.
Can’t believe he’s having trouble finding a 20-something, Japanese speaking, buff, low fat samurai warrior with fight or dance training in Kansas City. But we hope he does find one.