Here’s where to get a ticket from a real, live cop!

Gotten one of those red-light camera tickets in the mail yet?
You felt cheated, didn’t you? Not just out of $113.50, but robbed of the experience. The thrill of seeing those reds and blues in your rear-view mirror. The adrenaline charge of that fleeting thought, What if I just kept going? The challenge of matching wits with a human being, made of flesh and blood and Mountain Dew.
We’ve discovered a Web site for those who yearn to re-create the experience. The National Speed Trap Exchange lets users search (for free) for speed traps around the country, and vote on the reliability of ones other users have previously tagged. The newest one for KC: northbound Interstate 35 between Summit and Southwest Trafficway.
So go forth, drivers. And remember: Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.