Help us, Zack Greinke. You’re our only hope

The Royals are on a six game skid (ah, reality) and in a three-way tie for first place in the AL Central (unreal). Tonight, David Glass’ golden goose, Zack Greinke, takes the mound before a damn-near sold out crowd. Will Zack Greinke pull the Royals out of their rut?

And remember Royals fans, the first 20,000 fans at Saturday night’s game get a replica stadium. Try not to chuck them on the field if the boys in powder blue lose. We don’t need a “disco demolition night” flashback.