He who walks behind the rows … in Colby, Kansas

This billboard of Jesus is supposed to be comforting, but I can’t help but be creeped out by the disembodied head of the savior floating in a field. It’s all a little too Children of the Corn for me. Let’s just hope the fate of Colby, Kansas, is better than that of Gatlin, Nebraska. If the kids in Colby start referring to outsiders as “Outlanders,” “Unbelievers” or “Profaners of the Holy,” get the hell out of there.

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