Have It Your Way, Jerk

Hey, you, miss rude diner, who came into my restaurant late one night. You having a problem with my company’s policies should by no means have been transferred onto me. Your threats to call corporate offices because you didn’t get your way did not encourage me to help you out in the least bit. In fact, it made me wish I had no work ethic so I could tell you what I really thought. This is the same corporate office that thinks paying me $2.13 an hour to deal with people like you is fair. Please, call them. I’ve got a few complaints myself. Honestly, if you cannot afford to pay more than $5 for your midnight “snack,” then maybe you should consider these options: McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Denny’s, or your local grocery store. Or maybe you should consider not eating fried food after midnight at all. Or was I the only one lucky enough to receive your rude late-night company?

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