Happy National Sex Toy Day!

Happy National Sex Toy Day! What? You forgot again? Don’t bother heading to the Hallmark store to get us a card; I’m pretty sure the greeting card maker doesn’t have this one covered.

Yes, today is the day to celebrate rabbit vibrators, magic bullets, cock rings, fleshlights, fists, blow-up dolls and all the tools that you guys use when you’re playing with yourself.