Happy endings may become harder to find in Kansas

The recent breakup of a prostitution ring in Wichita has authorities thinking that massage parlors may need new rules to keep hands trained on sore muscles and not eager penises.

Acting on a tip, police arrested 10 people who worked at a string of “spas” around Wichita. Chinese nationals allegedly worked as prostitutes at the parlors, forcing public officials to confront the notion that “Asian massage” is often code for assisted ejaculation.