Glug, Glug

No one vomits recreationally. Well, no one except the folks at KC Sprints. Their idea of combining indoor bicycle sprinting and booze leads to so much retching and heaving that an onstage puke bucket accompanies the competitors as they race. The 500-meter course involves a computer-generated simulation that tracks the progress of the bikes, which stay on rollers so they stay put. Imagine a spinning class of 30-second sprints accompanied by a lot of beer and shouting and prizes. The good times start at 8 p.m. at Buzzard Beach (4110 Pennsylvania, 816-753-4455). Registration opens at 7 and costs $5 for the tournament, $2 for grudge matches (use of puke bucket included). See kcsprints.blogspot.com or e-mail kcsprints@gmail.com for more information.

Sat., April 10, 8 p.m., 2010