Gloria Squitiro says she’s writing a page turner

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The wife of oversized novelty mayor Mark Funkhouser is writing a tell-all book or two, according to Prime Buzz, which reports that shoeless Gloria Squitiro told KMBZ 980 listeners this morning that she’s penning a two-parter. The first volume will cover her relationship with the Funk, and the second will focus more on Funk’s first term. (Is she expecting another one?) Whatever publisher she finds will want to warm up its legal team’s private jet.

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