Giraffe print: Clothes Whores Pet Peeve No. 6

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED A GIRAFFE!
I know, I know, it’s not real giraffe skin.
Thing is, I’m all about this joyously tacky resurgence of animal print.
Leopard? Fine.
Zebra? Great.
But I gotta draw a line somewhere, and that line is giraffe.