Get the ultimate Tony Gonzalez collectible this Christmas

Tony Gonzalez fans, does Tony G. have the best Christmas present ever for you.

For a mere $3.6 million, you can get a piece of sports memorabilia unlike any other: the never-nude vegan activist and former Chief’s tight end’s Manhattan Beach home.

Just take a look at its, uh, beauty.

But, you know, this economy is a bitch. So to sweeten the deal, Tony G. is throwing in a brand-new, $144,000 Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet.

Collectors, just imagine the possibilities. Every inch of the home is an authentic Tony Gonzalez collectible. You know how much a signed Tony Gonzalez toilet lid could fetch? I don’t, either. But it’d beat owning the Chiefs.

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