Garth out of retirement, Gaines to follow?

A local station and the Star‘s celebrity blog both reported today (along with lots and lots of other people) that Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement.

The Elvis-outselling country artist was apparently retired.

No word yet on whether Garth’s alter ego, the high-concept-emo-suck-bomb Chris Gaines, will soon follow. If so, we are grabbing the nearest Bible, flipping to the back and looking for other signs of the impending apocalypse. And then we’re turning to local comedy troupe and Gaineswatchers Improv-Abilities for the early warning.

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