Gallagher smashes food, the president, gays at Stanford & Sons

​In Gallagher‘s eyes, he’s the most logical man in the world. And I got to spend two hours with him last night.

Gallagher only made me laugh twice last night. There was a joke about hoarders that caught me off-guard, and he got me with a sight gag comparing his shit-taking experience to squeezing a full jar of creamy Jif halfway out of the top.

The rest of the audience, on the other hand, had belly laughs for days.