GAGA OOH LA LA

If you speak Gaga, you belong at the Uptown Theater’s Conspiracy Room (3700 Broadway, 816-753-8665) tonight for a showdown between two sartorial psychos: Lady Gaga and Madonna. At the door, a swarm of peskypaparazzi wait to capture you in all your finery. Will it be the Kermit the Frog-skin coat or the fire-shooting cone bra this evening? Only you can decide. But if you dress like Lady Gaga or Madge, you’ll get a buck off every monster cocktail. Inside, prepare to be bombarded with Gaga/Madonna remixes and music videos projected on the walls. Also up: live performances by Alicia Solo, Chadwick Brooks, De De Deville, Ryan Chambers and others. Pawn your best rhinestones if you have to — cover is only $6. It should go without saying that this 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. event is 21-and-older.

Fri., Jan. 22, 2010