Fred Durst or the dude from Nickelback: Which trashy musician would you rather bang?

Some of the best dumb games are riddled with hyphens: would-you-rather, never-have-I-ever and F-M-K (that’s fuck-marry-kill, for the uninitiated).

Inspired by Kid Rock‘s date at the Sprint Center this Friday, we’ve concocted a would-you-rather poll about the trashy musicians. Click through and choose which musician you’d rather spend the night with, having hot, sweaty sexual relations. After all, trashy can be fun, right?