Fox 4 weatherman Don Harman is awfully proud of his awful short shorts

I’m afraid I saw a moose knuckle. Fox 4 weatherman Don Harman busted out his short shorts for this morning’s weather report. Harman often does cheesy humor, but it’s hard to knock him for this morning’s performance because he was promoting Dodge for a Cause (which benefits the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation). Harman even busted into a rendition of the Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps.” Shudder. And there was a lot of Richard Simmons. Really.

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