Five terrific Rob Delaney tweets in anticipation of his shows this Friday at RecordBar
Rob Delaney is so great at Twitter that he has been able to turn it into a viable, even enviable, comedy career. He has written a book – excerpted here – and he recently sold a pilot to Channel 4, in the U.K. And he does occasional club dates, which is why he’ll be in Kansas City at RecordBar this coming Friday, April 18. The show is sold out, but there’s always Craigslist and such.
Below, five recent Delaney tweets that tickled us.
.@USAirways If you fire that employee I will lead a global campaign to boycott your airline. – rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 14, 2014
my wife wouldn’t let me wear my pajama jeans to her awards luncheon thing because you can “see my balls through them” smh – rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 4, 2014
I awaken, rigid of dong, foul of breath, and shuffle to the kitchen to prepare a #gentleman’s #smoothie. – rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 30, 2014
1. Vape rig
2. iPod shuffle filled with Jovi
3. Balance bar
contents of my #DadPouch – rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 23, 2014
You’re a clown. RT @DrPhil: Let’s just be honest with each other. #DrPhil – rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 8, 2014
This could go on forever.
