Fewer Missouri sex offenders will have to stay home in the dark this Halloween

Halloween is almost upon us, so local police are reminding Missouri’s registered sex offenders of their duties on this kid-centric holiday: stay inside, keep the lights off, put up signs identifying yourselves as deviants, and whatever you do, NO CANDY!

But this year, thanks to the perv-friendly Supreme Court, not as many sex offenders will be forced to stay home and watch the Amazing Race while everyone else is out being merry and scary.