Fantasy Hotel: ShaunCon XXVI

You’re riding through the river valley, and up ahead you see a squat white building behind an inn on the side of the hill. As you approach the door, you see the remnants of fast food meals overflowing trash bins. The scent of microwave pizza floats on the air. Stepping inside, you are faced with glowing screens bidding you to register your identity. A small child in a green wizard cloak scurries by you. What do you do?

If you’re into role playing, you sign up and spend four days at the Best Western on Southwest Boulevard.