Everything in Kansas City is exploding right now!

Downtown’s supply of fried chicken and gasoline was nearly destroyed today. |
We’re no detectives, but maybe somebody at the Valero finally got tired of being told they couldn’t buy just one bottle of MGD to go with their chicken gizzards and decided to take revenge.
According to the Kansas City, Missouri, Police Department, officers were called to 17th Street and Grand today to investigate an explosion. If you were out on your lunch hour downtown, it’s likely you heard the boom.
No injuries have been reported. KCPD Bomb and Arson and the fire department are on the scene investigating.