Evel Knievel will [redacted] you [redacted] up!

Larry Johnson‘s supposed to be a bad boy because he smacks around women and pours booze on DJs’ turntables. What a posturing baby. Just try and compare Johnson to the late Evel Knievel. The FBI Just released Knievel’s files, and we’re betting that if the two ever came to blows, it would end with Knievel standing over Johnson’s body holding a bloody aluminum baseball bat. Then, Knievel would do a couple of small ramp jumps over Johnson’s corpse.

Supposedly, at least one Kansas Citian experienced Knievel’s wrath.