Erin Go Bragh Yourself: St. Paddy’s Dispatch from the Power and Light District

By JASON HARPER

A small patrol of Pitch went down to Kansas City Live! at the Power and Light District this afternoon to catch the St. Paddy’s revelry. U2 was playing over the PA and rain was leaking through the roof. Here’s what else was happening. (Some photos have *magical* enhancements.)

Bono’s favorite place to get a taco

I’m still confused by some of KC Live’s decor.

If you don’t leave your inhibitions in the minivan, the giant cowgirls will come to life and kill you.

We saw sorority types.

Bitch, you smell like wet dog!

Dude, if she suffocates in that bag, you can’t take her home. It just wouldn’t…be right.

We saw boogans, too, like these girls, who were showing their boobs to this guy’s camera (fortunately, we were on the other side).

And this older fella wearing a Looney Tunes leather jacket and jester hat.

More jester-hat action from cousin Jeb, who has been drinking since 9 a.m. but hasn’t brushed since ’96.

And then we saw security escort this dude to the exit, presumably for having had a few too many and not behaving himself like a proper day drinker.

Who’s up for going to Westport later!?