Ensuring the Music Editor’s Future Financial Stability

A Brief Conversation at Pitch HQ:

From: Jason Harper, music editor

To: Chris Packham, assistant calendar editor

Subject: I have a plan!

>>> 4/26/2007 2:07 PM >>>

Marry Norah Jones.

Shouldn’t be too difficult to manage.

>>> Chris Packham 4/26/2007 2:13 PM >>>

Wait, what problem does this solve, exactly? Your lack of subdued jazz songs performed without enthusiasm? By the admittedly cute daughter of Ravi Shankar?

Narrator: Does Harper stand a chance!? No! But you should still FOLLOW THAT LINK!

Come away with me, Geethali.