Endangered Species Condoms: So they can keep doing it on the Discovery Channel

Warning: Besides the Bloodhound Gang earworm that will invade your brain upon reading, this post has next to nothing to do with music. Except maybe that sex and music are inherently intertwined, and the rock scene is one big, constant orgy for which one should always pack protection.

Anyone can stock a purse, wallet or back pocket with a trusty Trojan or Durex product. But there’s no need to whip one of those out until the moment it’s needed. Whereas, an Endangered Species Condom, with its clever, environmentally-conscious packaging, is a conversation piece worth showing off early in the evening.