Dwarves Bobbleheads Now Available
Aggronautix is releasing a limited-edition figure of punk rock legends the Dwarves. This double “Throbblehead” figure portrays Blag the Ripper and HeWhoCanNotBeNamed dominating the stage and are accurately sculpted right down to the lucha libre mask, bondage wear, and skull boner buckle.
The Dwarves are the third punk personality to be polyresinated by Aggronautix. In May of 2009, both a Tesco Vee figure and a GG Allin “1991” figure were released with the company’s inception.
From the press release:
As a purveyor of pure carnage and fun, Blag Dahlia was instantly amused by the idea of becoming an effigy.
“Me and HeWhoCanNotBeNamed are the best looking men in show business,” said Blag. “It was only fitting that we be immortalized in space age polymer to frighten parents and tittilate [sic] teenage girls everywhere!”
The Dwarves are famous for being horribly inappropriate. With album titles like Blood Guts & Pussy and songs such as “Sit On My Face,” “Lesbian Nun,” and “Come Where The Flavor Is,” they’re not known for subtlety, especially considering most of their album covers have either naked women and a dwarf (most of them) or pictures of pubescent girls sucking on lollipops (Sugarfix). Check out their further corruption of America’s youth with their GI Joe-inspired PSA below.
