Do you want free tickets to the Backstreet Boys show at the Midland on June 21?

Wait, wait! Do you have a lonely sister aged 22-35? Nice – well, this is just a guess, but might she be interested in free tickets to the show? Do you have any divorced aunts? Gay cousins? Just because you’re not into hot hunks like Brian Littrell — God dammit can he wear the heck out of a scarf — doesn’t mean the rest of your family is cold and dead to the world like you are! Why don’t you think about somebody else for once in your damn life? 

Ahem. We have some tickets to give away. Here’s how to get your soft hands on them: