Do you know where I can get some fake urine? A real conversation in Walgreens

Early this morning, I was sitting outside of Walgreens’ Take Care Clinic, waiting for a few prescriptions, when a man walked up to me and asked, “Do you know where I can get some fake urine? I have a job interview.”

Why did he pick me? I have no idea. I guess I just look like a guy who might know where you can find some fake piss, but he was in luck. I told him that troubled porn shop Erotic City was the only place I knew of to buy fake pee, but I wasn’t sure if it was still open (and if you want to know how I know about Erotic City, check out these stories here and here).

“Erotic City?” he asked to the shock of the other patients waiting to see the nurse.