Do This! A Guide to the Weekend

Heads up: Like a man with three testicles, and also like a woman with three testicles, June is swingin’ low with more Fridays and Saturdays than the average month. Dude, look at your June calendar right now: regular number of weekdays, 25 percent more fun days. Sure, today is Third Friday and not Fifth Friday. But the point is, spend money like a three-testicled madman or madwoman, because there’s an extra paycheck this month.

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