DJ Shawn Murphy indicted for sexual relationship with 13-year-old girl

Spring is that magical time of year when a young man’s fancy turns to love. In that spirit, here’s the story of the doomed romance that society wouldn’t tolerate, just because he was a 45-year-old disc jockey with a creepy minivan and she was a 13-year-old girl.

Actually, based on the police reports, it’s probably for the best that Shawn Murphy doesn’t DJ any more high school dances.