Did Micheal Mahoney have a stroke?

I’m a big fan of KMBC’s Micheal Mahoney. For real. Which is why I’m very concerned that he’s had a stroke. You’ll need a decoder ring to read the story above from his must-read 20 Pounds of

Headlines blog. Thanks for the update, Mike. And here’s to a speedy recovery.

UPDATE: Mike Mahoney writes to say no, he didn’t have a stroke. He’s just getting used to his new iPhone. Here’s wishing him a speedy learning curve.