Department of Close Shaves

How much does the po-po want to catch accused murderer Shauntay L. Henderson? Enough to release a mugshot of her recently that was Photoshopped to give her a Brittney-style shaved head. But here at the Department of Burnt Ends, we say they didn’t go far enough. So below, we offer what Shauntay L. might look like if she went underground in (clockwise from top left): Winstead’s, an Afghanistan cave, Chiefs training camp, Springfield.