Deadly Briefs: Halloweiner Spooktacular

By CHRIS PACKHAM

Happy Halloween, y’all, ’tis the spooky season to be terrifyingly jolly, if you’re into that kind of thing. I’m more of a “Fourth of July”-type guy, myself, what with my Uncle Sam beard and the soaring apple-pie spangled eagles tattooed upon my magnificent biceps, but hey, man, whatever “fries your burger,” y’know? I think I’m going to hand out lit sparklers to the l’il ghouls and Spongebobs who knock on my door tonight, or — for safety — unlit sparklers and a pack of matches.

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